* Diane Sawyer is stepping down from the “World News Tonight” anchor chair because 1) that job doesn’t matter in 2014 and 2) she wants to be the new Barbara Walters, a job that does?
* David Muir (who’s younger than me!) is taking over, but that really doesn’t matter, because
* George Stephanopoulos is now “the voice of God” when real news breaks?
Gosh, I hope the young white boy is happy! LMAO!
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