65-Word Review of "Green Lantern" (Not Including Important P.S.)

Green Lantern 

All exposition and cliche, and no real sense of excitement. Three thousand Lanterns DO NOTHING. Sinestro does NOTHING. Two-thirds in, I was thinking about a book I had bought before going into the theater. Sad.

(And Tim Robbins and Angela Bassett [!] get treated like cannon fodder! These are GREAT film actors, and THIS is what they have to do for checks in 2011?!? DAY-AM! :))

P.S. BUT the sequel should be GREAT! I was glad to know to stay half-way through the credits to see what I had really hoped to see!

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One response to “65-Word Review of "Green Lantern" (Not Including Important P.S.)

  1. Pure hype, worth no more than the $1.00 deal at Redbox. And I nearly fell off my seat when I saw Tim Robbins and Angela Bassett … wearing those ridiculous expressions of shock and fear as the Big Bad Wolf enters the room. Give me a break! (of course, Angela Bassett yet again in a scene that recalls some random act of violence in the black community). **rolls eyes to ceiling**

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