The King's Tome

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The new biography of Jack Kirby really isn’t that; it’s an authorized, more-polite-than-it-should-be version of his life used as an excuse to showcase his great art. And thank God for it.

Jack Kirby is responsible for two-thirds of every childhood smile I ever made. Period. The Fantastic Four. The Silver Surfer. The Incredible Hulk. The Mighty Thor. The Black Panther. The Uncanny X-Men. ‘Nuff said.

Thanks to Mark Evanier for putting it together. He told the story of a man who created hundreds of universes in order to take care of his most important one: his wife and children. Jack Kirby, the immortal hero whose superpower was unlimited imagination.

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Hulk Smash Box Office!

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Puny humans saw Hulk’s new movie this past weekend. Mixed reviews. Hulk hate puny humans who talk bad about Hulk!

Hulk movie real good. Hulk liked the other movie, too, but it made too many puny humans’ heads hurt. Made Hulk’s hurt, too. Hulk like the new movie better. Hulk SMASH more!

New Hulk movie made good money, and kicked back famous movie-man’s film to No. 2 in American box office. But puny human beat Hulk worldwide.

NO!

HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! See Hulk’s new movie, or Hulk will SMASH ALL puny humans!

Brief Comicbook Review: "Dion Floyd's 'Immortal Kiss,'" Nos. 1 and 2

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 A colleague of mine at work peeped me to this, since he’s boyz with Dion Floyd. (Neat rhyme, huh? 🙂 )

Plot: Two detectives get caught up in a vampire civil war when a vamp decides to be a serial killer.

Verdict: Too many missed punctuation marks marred the reading for this former copyeditor, but this is a very STRONG effort. The artwork shows potential, and Floyd and Co. definitely are on the way to mastering the rhythm of comicbook dialogue and narrative. Like “Law and Order” and miss “Buffy”? Then pick up the two issues I checked out.

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