Puny humans saw Hulk’s new movie this past weekend. Mixed reviews. Hulk hate puny humans who talk bad about Hulk!

Hulk movie real good. Hulk liked the other movie, too, but it made too many puny humans’ heads hurt. Made Hulk’s hurt, too. Hulk like the new movie better. Hulk SMASH more!

New Hulk movie made good money, and kicked back famous movie-man’s film to No. 2 in American box office. But puny human beat Hulk worldwide.

NO!

HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! See Hulk’s new movie, or Hulk will SMASH ALL puny humans!